"Wanna tell me I’m too wide for the sky? Totally cool. But fair warning, folks: IF YOU LOOK LIKE ME, YOU MAY BE EJECTED FROM @SOUTHWESTAIR."
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Kevin Smith gets thrown off a Southwest flight for being “a safety risk” too fat. He’s already tweeting truth to power. Oh, Southwest, you messed with the wrong Bob.
(via notemily)
(via apsies)